Quotable quotes

Just came across these in the web...
"Wise man say: forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
"There is no room for failure now. The innocent must die."

And the honor goes to...
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." George W,Bush
U can never misunderestimate Mr. Bush, he just gets better and better every day:-)

New class of IP Address and some Hacking fundas?

Recently I was watching a movie called "The Net" starring
Ms Congeniality Sandra Bullock.
The story is about the identity theft where someone (villain?) steals
our heroin's identity like her name, social security number,
passport etc etc and tries to create a wrong identity for Sandra.
So our heroin decides to get back her identity by hacking (???)
into some govt website which was for sure not hosted on this planet
as it's IP address was something like "202.100.3.334"!!!.

But Sandra is definitely better (u can give her benefit of the doubt -
she might have typed a wrong IP address) than Collin Ferrell, in the
movie "The recruit" where he types a C program (Note: No
compilation required!) at the login prompt and breaks in!!!!!!!!.

Brief History of the "Deathcop"

I tried getting a decent URL for my blog but all in vain.
Then I remembered a joke that was forwarded to me sometime back.

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In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she
expects.Sorry,that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a
college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face
is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans
and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen,
displaying what looks like a concerned ex-pression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???

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Now u know where I got the "deathcop" from.

My first blog!!!

This is the first time I am blogging.
I'll be back here when my creative juices starts flowing which happens
during sunrise and sunset.
Probably binu can throw some light on the subject!!!